Have you ever wanted to be a top level fashion designer,but you realize that you can't even walk out of the house wearing a matching pair of socks?

Have you ever dreamed of seeing your fashions being showcased on the exclusive runways of Paris, New York, and Milan, but you think iridescent orange and olive drab are an acceptable combination?

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