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Hello and welcome to Fox Five News, where we report the latest breaking stories to you!
We have reporter Tracy Flanagan coming to you live from downtown Atlanta!
Tracy over to you.............
Thank you Scott!
We are standing live in downtown Atlanta where we are told that there is a nut galavanting about the city dragging her poor unwitting mother on pointless hairbrained missions,
As of our last update, we received word that this oddball (can we say odd ball on the air??), had taken over the World of Coca Cola, drinking and depleting the entire supply, and above all boring her journal readers to tears. We've gotten word that this strange woman made sincere appologies about this and hopes to continue posting strange in depth and humourous stories on her journal.
I...I think I'm beginning to see some activity happening over at the World of Coca Cola... Yes I think I see them and they are headed this way......right for us!!! Let's see if we can get a word with them!
Hi! Um ladies, do you mind if I can get a brief word with you for our viewers at Fox Five News???
No, not at all!
I see that you were just coming out of The World of Coca Cola!
Yes and it was a delightful experience!
Is it true that you've depleted their entire supply of beverages??!!
Gee did I do that?? I thought I at least left them a few drops of soda! Oh well!
Stop being an insensitive idiot and say sorry, right now, to those nice people in The World of Coca Cola. I'm counting .....1.....2.....3....4.....
I take it that you must be her mother??
Yes, but I don't understand what went wrong!! Her father and I raised her better than this!!! She was such a mannerable, wonderful, and quiet child!!!
Do Ya really mean that ma???!! Gee thanks, your swell!! I think you are so swell , that I want the world to know!!
Is this thing on ???!!! *tap* *tap* *tap*
Attention World! I just wanted to say that I'm sorry I didn't leave you anything more to drink! Oh and I also wanted to say that I think my Mom is really great and that I really, really love her! I also wanted to say that she's really cool for putting up with me all of these years!!
ok!! Thank you! I love you too! Now can you give the nice repoter lady back the mic...please???!!!!
Ok....oh and just one more thing.....I'd like to say hello to my dad! Hi Daddy! I want to shout out to my sweet and crazy cuz ZeeZee,My Uncle Cecil and Aunt Silvia, my friends..Hey Tasha..what's up girl..Hey Karima...Nicole, Crystal,wusssup!!! I want to give a shout out to my goddaughters and godsons!
Will you come on!!!!!!!
Hey, uh, Tracy we're gettin' low on film here! Will you tell motormouth to make it snappy!!
Oh...and before I go, I want to say hello to my friends at my church!! And also I'd like to shout out to all my journal friends!!! O.k. Scott, (that is his name right????!!) Over to you!!
Thank you, Synthia!!! (I'm supposed to say that !!!)
Tracy Flanagan, reporting, Fox Five News.....
*** The above news report did not actually take place. I'd like to at this time thank
Tracy Flanagan and her camera crew for being nice enough to take time out with an average Joe (ok, Jane) like myself. Thanks again guys for being so nice!
WOW thanks for the link back to THIS! is this EVER KULE! Kinda funny too... i "inherited" a bunch of Coca Cola stuff when my mother passed on and to this day it continues to GROW! Anyway thanks for the VERY AMUSING READ and I'm going to add this "blog to my frinds list as well if thats OK! HAVE A GREAT ST PATS DAY! I was not feeling good
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Hey Sis I'm home,I'm beginning to think mom likes you best I never get to go with you on adventures. Oh question.... Do they say "Git R Done" in Atlanta?? Damn southern boys nearly drove me nuts this week sayin' Git-R-Done! Now I can't stop sayin' it! Like my new sled??