Ok. So far I've wandered all aound The World of Cocal Cola in search of quinching my thirst after that hearty meal in The Underground. I even found my way to The Barnes Soda Fountain in hopes that our friendly neighborhood soda jerk would help me out. Well,sadly,that was to no avail!

you'd figure that with the 7 trillion or so cokes served that I would at least wind up with 1 measly coke!

Hey I might finally be in luck! Either I've gone completely mad from my throat parching thirst,or do I see giant cans of coke??!!!! Why yes!!!!!!!!!There are giant cans of coke!!! Tee hee heee!!!!!

urrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggghhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!!!!

This stupid can won't budge!!! This is getting preposterous!! Now what am I gonna do!! Oh it's just as well.*sigh* If I do manage to lift it up I don't have a Goliath sized glass to pour it into!! What are the chances that I'd probably drown in all this Coke!

Psst!

Huh??!! Ma did you say something?

No you deranged nut! I was over here ducking in embarrassment!

Psst! Synthia! Over here! I have some coke for you! You can share mine!

Hmmkay! Am I trippin', or did that bear just speak to me??

C'mere!! I don't bite!

He did just speak and he offered me Coke!! Oh Thank you! You da bestest bestest bear I ever did see!!

Shhhlllllllllllurrrrrrrp!!!!!!!

*Gasp* Get away from there you silly ninny!!!! Have you taken leave of your senses??!!

But Ma the nice bear offered me some coke!!

Coke, talking bears!! C'mon!! So help me...Don't ever embarrass me like that again!! (Mom says tugging Synthia by the ear to the next exhibit.)

Hmmm. I wonder whats over here???

What!! Do my eyes deceive me???? Drinks!! I can't believe it!! I've struck gold!!! Hey ma come over here quick I've found.......The Drinks!!!!

Hmph!! Why that's strange! I thought they'd only have coke here! (Synthia gets the Spock look-complete with the one raised eyebrow)

Fascinating!!!

Oh well who cares let's drink! I'm so very thirsty!!!!

Wow! This kinda looks like Star Trek! One Klingon Ale Please!

Oh wow cool look something's happening!! Uh oh! Look out we're gonna get wet!!

Phew! That was a close one!

There's something else over here in this room!!

Coke from around the world! How cool is that!!!!

You might actually leave here learning something  after all!!

May I interest you in trying some of our international flavors?

Sure,why not!!

Try this one!

Hmm. Not bad. Very interesting flavor, almost nutty, kinda like me!!

* yeah you are a bag of mixed nuts lady!*

Hmm. I'm sorry I didn't hear you over my loud gulping!

Oh nothing! I..um said uh...why don't you try this one over here!

Shhhllllllurp! Yuck!! Paahtewie!!!!

MoThEr OF ALL CrEaTuReS GrEaT AND SmAll !!!!! What da Devil wuz dat???!!!!!! I'm tellin'!!! MOMMY!!!!!!! He tried to poison me!! With..with...What did you try to poison me with??!!!!!

It's called Beverly. It's a soda sold in Italy!!

I don't care what she's called! She's evil!! She's the Debil!!(Synthia says sounding much like Adam Sandler in The Waterboy.)

Nyuuuck!!! That is nasty!!! It's so bitter! Where is the sweetness?!

Ok! Try these flavors!

MMM. Passion fruit.

The tasting continues....